10 Reasons your Dog’s haircut cost more than yours!!!
10: Your Hairdresser Doesn’t wash & clean your rear end
9: You don’t go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair
8: Your Hairdresser doesn’t have to give you a sanitary trim
7: Your Hairdresser doesn’t have to clean your ears
6: Your Hairdresser doesn’t have to clean your boogies from your eyes
5: You sit still for your Hairdresser
4: Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure or pedicure
3: Your Hairdresser only washes & cuts the hair on your head
2: You don’t bite or scratch your Hairdresser (I hope anyway)
And the number 1 reason your dogs haircut costs more than yours
1: The likelihood of you pooing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim
